A 45-year-old Manhattanite named, Jonah Falcon is recognized
for having the longest man-hood ever measured in a documentary, a distinction
that has made him an Internet star. He has declined many opportunities in Porn.
But now, he has an offer he can’t refuse.
The Icelandic Phallological Museum– better known as “The
man-hood Museum” has offered Jonah everlasting fame, by putting his 13.5-inch
sex organ on display after his death.
“I am flattered by the invitation,” Falcon says in a letter
to the museum sent via HuffPost Weird News.
“I appreciate your museum’s devotion to science, and it
would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between
the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear … I hope I don’t make
either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, ‘Jonah
and the Whale’.”
Pall Arason, a 95-year-old Icelandic tour guide, became the
first human to be featured in the museum, after he passed away in 2011. His penis and scrotum, now in a pickle jar, is a featured attraction.
The things we humans care about.. SMH!
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